What is Flukism

Once upon a time, over 15 billion years ago, there was nothingness; no space, no universe, no time. Then – out of the blue - a bolt of energy lead to a quantum flutter and before we know it, the laws of the universe were in place and billions of galaxies appeared from one giant cosmic-chemical mess. During this awe-inspiring process, something unusual took place, for no apparent reason what so ever, inanimate matter transformed into animate matter, life. Amazingly, the very matter which popped into existence would now question its existence by means of breaking the mechanics of the universe, transforming into the marvel that is the biological cell, and ultimately develop intelligence from unintelligent cause. Not impressed? I wasn’t either, that was, until I discovered the principle mechanisms that are allegedly responsible for the creation and subsistence of the universe and life within; Voodoo Hoodoo [Stochastic based conditioning] and the Grim Reaper, or more commonly known as, death. Indeed, the naïve are mislead into believing the absurd notion that  is, a combination of unintelligent, blind, goalless, and of course, stochastic processes which form the foundation of the Flukism ideology; unintelligent and arbitrary causation.

The Flukists [advocates of Flukism] desperately attempt to spoon-feed the masses with the ludicrous notion that the universe spontaneously appeared from a cosmic hat and grabbed its own bootstraps and then created law, order, and rationality through mere cosmic accidents – do I hear 'miracle'? But such nonsense doesn't stop here folks. Flukism is the thrust of the Darwinian fairytale too. The Defenders of Darwinism have provided the world with an entertaining yet mystical insight into the evolution of life; a simple formula which they ignorantly believe is capable of giving rise to the complexity, diversity, and beauty of life observed today; Flukism plus Humpty Dumpty [Natural Selection], a hint of pixie dust, and a heavy dose of a priori philosophical assumptions, form the basis of Darwinism. This of course by any intelligent and objective standard is utterly absurd. The underlying principles of Flukism remain unverified. There is not a shred of empirical evidence or verifiable example to be found within the natural or human [artefact] world which concludes – beyond all doubt - the laughable logicality, rationality, and soundness of such a nonsensical chance based framework. Unfortunately, despite their complete utter failure, the Fearful Flukists and Defenders of Darwinism continue to trumpet their false claims not realising that their illogical theories, hopeless ideologies, and warped mindsets, are nothing but politically motivated perspectives; and more importantly, Defenders of Darwinism and Fearful Flukists must not delude themselves into believing their level of ignorance is a universal weakness.